[catchymemes]

Credit: UNILAD

[pathesis]

Me watching the ice split

[chickenfarmersan]

[omghotmemes]

Nobody is immune

[fairycosmos]

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

[opiumroses]

whenever I’m alone with you

you make me feel like I am whole again

[surprisedentistry]

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

• Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 
  
  
• Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction

[frogmunist]

I’m sure this has been asked before but would vampires drink period blood, and more importantly would the clumps just be a bonus for them?

[snarthurt]

ever had bubble tea?

[zsnes]

im going to hurt all of you im going to hit both of you with a heavy rock

[blackmoonbabe]

it’s pretty much asking if the vampire likes pulp

[zdartstuff]

[enevun]

aeiou

[cobaltdays]

*strokes my laptop camera three times until the fbi agent comes out in a cloud of smoke*

me: hi! how many wishes do I get? :)

fbi agent: what in god’s name did you just do to me

[justacunninglinguist]

this meme is so stupid but cracks me up